Why Fight?
The problem explained
A first thought may be that fighting in the antique world was inevitable, like
in ours. But human population still was extremely thin and there still were
enormous amounts of unused fertile grounds. Farming was
an option to everyone. Yet, and this may be a surprise from that
observation, many chose to become a soldier and to aspire
the status of war lord. The explanation is that if you
are strong, fighting and pillaging an easier way of life than farming.
So the strong are naturally tempted to opt for the easy life of war
lordship. The story below illustrates
this initial drive triggers an self enforcing power: once you are
maintaining an army in the way this was done in antiquity, the
continuous search for new enemies and the attack
on them was the only way for army leaders to fulfill the
needs of their armies and thus survive, and stay in control of their
troops. In other words, war lords
tend to become the slaves of their constantly hungry and needy armies, even in a
much more compelling way as parents become the slaves of their hungry and needy
children.
After having suppressed the
rebellion in the Rhine legions of the Roman Empire (14 AD), Germanicus still
had to cope with lots of anger and frustration in the army. By way of
outlet of that, he set out to fight against the Germans. Not just a little bit
along the Rhine, but deep towards the Northeast. Until the Teutoburger forest
(near where you now find Bielefeld).
That was the place where "Arminius", the German general he was fighting,
had destroyed three complete Roman legions three years earlier.
The Teutoburger forest is deep, and far. You even have to cross the upper course
of the next river, the Ems. Why did he do that?
Where Tacitus describes the diplomatic rhetoric of the German leader Arminius
("Hermann" properly pronounced), one of the subjects is tribute.
Tributes form the Germans might be something interesting for Germanicus to
acquire. But Germanicus does not in the least show such an interest: the
Germanic tribe called the "Chats" were "so surprised by the advent of Germanicus
that everybody who, for reasons of age or sex could not defend him or herself
was grabbed and killed immediately. The men who could defend themselves had swum
over the Eder...[a tributary to the Ems]".
Such a type of attack does not result in profitable taxation. It makes
desperado's out of groups of surviving strong young men whose families are
destroyed. So it seems Germanicus was more engaged with fight therapy and spoils
to wipe the emotions of the rebellion out of the souls of his soldiers. And
those German gangs of young muscular desperado's could, after getting confronted
with the dark sides of raiding their own rival German tribes, and go for Celtic
women across the Rhine, be expected to be smart enough to see the option of
registering for Germanicus' army.
Then, Germanicus' legions arrived in the Teutoburger forests, where he knew they
would find the camps of the destroyed legions, quite useful to redirect the
minds of his rebellious soldiers to the "real enemy of Rome".
In the area between the last two camps -the last one was a lot smaller than the
one before- "the bleached bones were lying all over or on heaps, depending on
whether they had been fleeing or kept order. Next to it, the broken spears and
the skeletons of the horses were lying, skulls were nails to trees. In open
areas in the vicinity they found macabre altars on which the Germans had
slaughtered the staff officers and the centurions".
The armed disaster tourists "buried the Roman soldiers there, six years after
the catastrophe...they were all relatives to them, people to whom they felt
connected through ties of blood. While they were doing so, they got more and
more embittered about the enemy...".
And that seems to be the main aim of this bizarre campaign by Germanicus.
Germanicus' exercise bears close resemblance to what other leaders do when
cornered by there own people: turn attention to an enemy. A contemporary example
is the occupation in 1982 of the Falkland Islands by the then cornered
government of the Argentinean president Lieutenant General
Leopoldo Galtieri. This considerable enhanced his popular backing until he
lost, and it considerably enhanced the popular backing of British prime minister
Margaret Thatcher mainly before, but also after she won.
Back to Germany 14 AD. The subsequent battles between Germanicus and Hermann remain undecided, and Germanicus feels he did enough to sail back up the Rhine with his relieved and purified legions.
Germanicus' cavalry on the Dutch Wadden shallows
A part of the cavalry, however, got orders to proceed North to explore the coast
from the mouth of the Ems to the Rhine.
Modern Dutch readers will already understand that this was going to be a
disaster: this is an area with vast low lands covered twice a day with sea water
by the tides: the mud-flats of the Dutch Wadden shallows. Romans knew nothing
about tides.
Tacitus: "the area became inundated: the sea, the beach, the land, everything
looked the same. It was impossible to see where it was safe and where you had
firm ground under your feet, where it would be deep and where not. They were
thrown over by the waves, pulled down by whirlpools; pack-animals, luggage, dead
bodies floated around and came in collision with the soldiers. Of some divisions
the ranks got completely in disorder".
That last statement must have been by far the most disturbing for Tacitus'
contemporaries: dying is bad, but dying out of rank must have been the
ultimate nightmare for a citizen of the Rome.
Tacitus: "One moment the water would stand to their chests, a moment later to
their mouths, sometimes they lost the ground under their feet and got swallowed
by the water".
Hermann, knowing the trade of travelling on the Wadden shallows, lured part of
the cavalry back over a swampy road on which they got stuck and killed. The army
leaves its equipment in disorder and flees, horses slipping on the mud and their
own blood.